FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class, ideal for mobilising popes
Fresh on the market, this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement. Its bullet-proof glass keeps even the most deserving passengers safe from assassination, while its elevated rear section can be fitted with a gun turret for crowd-control emergencies or visits to Third World countries.
Also ideal for transporting very tall passengers, bulky upright furniture or leaders requiring plenty of headroom to perform straight-arm salutes at rallies.
One careful owner, immaculate condition. Unusual driving position on the far right. Top speed 5mph.
No offers – please leave donation in collection box. Cash or children accepted.
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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010 by Guest
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