FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class, ideal for mobilising popes

Goes from here to eternity in 5.6 seconds

Fresh on the market, this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement. Its bullet-proof glass keeps even the most deserving passengers safe from assassination, while its elevated rear section can be fitted with a gun turret for crowd-control emergencies or visits to Third World countries.

Also ideal for transporting very tall passengers, bulky upright furniture or leaders requiring plenty of headroom to perform straight-arm salutes at rallies.

One careful owner, immaculate condition. Unusual driving position on the far right. Top speed 5mph.

No offers – please leave donation in collection box. Cash or children accepted.


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Posted: Sep 21st, 2010 by

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