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Nation mourns death of last depositor of porn mags in hedges

Desmond Snibblet, veteran depositor of pornographic material in the nation’s hedgerows, has died this week at the age of 88.

‘Few individuals have had a greater impact upon the lives of teenage boys,’ said the editor of Escort magazine. ‘Since the early sixties Desmond has travelled the length and breadth of the UK leaving dog-eared, down-market porn in byway undergrowth. It’s thanks to him we have that old porn industry saying, ‘A mag in the hand is worth two in the bush’.’

Although the advent of the internet in the 1990s forced Desmond out of business, it did at least give him more time to devote to his other interests, hanging trainers over pylon cables and distributing white dog poo.

Desmond is survived by a vast collection of Knave and Mayfair.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2010 by Guest

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