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Woman who had out-of-body experience returns to find Lithuanian has moved in

A woman who had a near-death experience during a routine operation was shocked to find a Lithuanian had moved into her body while she floated above the operating table.

‘I could see the surgeon practising his golf swing and listening to Mozart while removing my appendix,’ said 35-year-old Mary Jenkins. ‘But then as I crossed back into the real world, I saw this Lithuanian woman sneak into the operating theatre, climb inside my body, change the locks and stick a ‘To Whom It May Concern’ notice on my back. Bloody Eastern Europeans, coming over here and taking our bodies.’

Until such time as Ms Jenkins is able to return to her own body, her embittered spirit is understood to be taking refuge in the comment pages of the Daily Mail.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2010 by Guest

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