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Archive for September, 2010

Bin Laden may soon rival Hitler as internet forum base-standard unit of badness

According to new research, Osama bin Laden overtook Genghis Khan at the start of the year and has now gone sailing past Stalin to cement himself as the second choice for comparing badness in online discussions. Some experts say he may even surpass Hitler.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2010
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India relieved as Pakistan finally blamed for Games crisis

Pressure had been mounting on Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, with opposition leaders pointing out that ‘a government that can’t blame Pakistan for something isn’t fit for purpose’.

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Posted: Sep 27th, 2010
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Comrade Miliband denies lurch to the left

beer and sandwiches, anyone?The Labour Party will not lurch to the left under Ed Miliband’s leadership, insisted the newly elected Leader of the Opposition as he announced a five year plan to increase coal and steel production.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2010
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Woman who had out-of-body experience returns to find Lithuanian has moved in

A woman who had a near-death experience during a routine operation found that a Lithuanian had moved into her body while she floated above the operating table.

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2010
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Owner’s leg playing hard-to-get again

Three-year-old beagle Prince reported today that despite his best efforts, all romantic advances to his owner’s right leg continued to receive the cold shoulder.

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
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