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Archive for September, 2010

Miliband triumphs/fails

Mr Miliband's banana was ['very tasty, thank you'/'unavailable for comment']Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
More from Politics



British Armed Forces to be replaced by the A-Team

'there ain't no planes to get on, fool!'As part of budget cuts, the entire Ministry of Defence is to be dismantled and replaced by four soldiers of fortune sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2010
More from UK News



Nation mourns death of last depositor of porn mags in hedges

‘Few individuals have had a greater impact upon the lives of teenage boys,’ said the editor of Escort magazine.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2010
More from News In Brief



Commons scandal as truanting MPs found using inflatable replacements

It has emerged that MPs are regularly failing to attend Parliament, concealing their absence by positioning inflatable lookalike dummies in their seats.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2010
More from News In Brief



BBC faces backlash over allegations that Chris Moyles is paid

'it's all left me a bit short this month'The BBC is facing public outrage after it was revealed live on air that Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles receives regular payment for his work on the station.

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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2010
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