Alex Ferguson’s gum chewing ‘could power an area the size of Lincolnshire’, say scientists
‘If properly harnessed, we believe Alex Ferguson’s jaws could solve many of the world’s energy problems.’
Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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FOR SALE: Modified Mercedes Benz M-class, ideal for mobilising popes
Fresh on the market, this unique little runabout is just perfect for displaying soiled old relics for public amusement.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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Hopes fade for Lib Dems trapped under a million tonnes of bullshit
‘We’ve made every feasible attempt to reach them, but suspect we may have lost them forever,’ said one party faithful.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2010
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Man with Bluetooth earpiece finally gets call while driving
‘As soon as I heard the Star Trek music, I realised this was the moment I had been waiting for.’
Posted: Sep 20th, 2010
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Pope withdraws from UK at last minute
Pope Benedict XVI last night pulled out of the UK ‘just in time’, leaving both himself and the nation’s Catholics in a state of high excitement.
Posted: Sep 20th, 2010
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