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Archive for September, 2010

New generation of missionaries sets sail for Third World to unspread word of Christianity

the only way to save their soulsAs the MV Darwin left Liverpool bound for the third world, reformed vicar Mike Hartnell contemplated his mission of going to the farthest reaches of the planet and persuading the natives that they ‘really shouldn’t rely too much on all that stuff they were told a little while ago.’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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Goverment considers pretending to upgrade Trident

The Government has been considering the possible cost savings in just pretending to upgrade the Trident ballistic missile system rather than replacing it.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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Lib Dem Conference to take place in small annexe to Tory Conference Hall

'We'll be just over here if you need anything'Nick Clegg confirmed yesterday evening that his party’s annual conference was to be held in an annexe next to the main hall where the Conservative Party conference is to be held in Birmingham.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2010
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William Hague releases sex tape in apparent heterosexuality ‘proof’

William Hague yesterday announced the release of an explicit marital sex video amid continuing speculation of improper relations with a young male aid.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2010
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Man starts affair with Tesco automatic self service checkout

Dave Headworth, a 27 year old account manager from Nantwich has fallen hopelessly in love with the voice of the self service checkout at his local Tesco superstore.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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