Dave Headworth, a 27 year old account manager from Nantwich has fallen hopelessly in love with the voice of the self service checkout at his local Tesco superstore.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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Durham man, Geoff Thomas has become the first person in the UK to opt for the new and controversial Trial by Facebook. The new form of justice has been available since July 2010 but this is the first live case that is going to use the format.
His case was transferred online from Hartlepool Magistrate Court where he expressed a wish to be tried by his peers. Outside the court his solicitor read out a statement: My client has considered a traditional trial but with juries being notoriously stupid he felt he wouldn’t get a judgement based on anything other than whether the jury fancied him or not.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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The professor has recently postulated on the infinite expansion of the universe, the origin of matter and the need for an arms boycott of Taiwan.
Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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‘You know how it is. Unless you remember to opt out of these things they automatically renew your membership, and it’s easy not to spot them on your bank statement.’
Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Nick Clegg’s speech will give a speech tomorrow confirming that anyone with a plasma TV under 37 inches is ‘marginal breadline’.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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