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Archive for September, 2010

Mother of Nairobi slum family ‘has good days and bad days’

‘We’re not sunk in perpetual misery with flies buzzing round our diseased faces,’ pointed out Rebecca Ngala, mother of four.

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Posted: Sep 16th, 2010
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Majority of Mac users ‘have second PC for porn’

'a perfect mother to all my files'‘It doesn’t feel right using my Mac for you-know-what,’ said Rob Jones, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington. ‘That’s the keyboard I’m writing my novel on.’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2010
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Old people must stop telling people how old they are, says government

Old people must stop telling people how old they are if new legislation on the retirement age is to reach the statute book, a government spokesman has said.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2010
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Man decides to only oppose wars with memorable bad guys

‘It just all got a bit much,’ he admitted the morning after reading the paper in the pub. ‘I’d only just got my head around which Kadyrov is which in the Chechen conflict.’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2010
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It sounded familiar, but I wasn’t sure what it was for a few minutes, then I realised ‘Shit, yes, the pope’s coming to visit, isn’t he?”

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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