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Clegg-Cameron split rumours grow as pair divide up CD collection

The rumours of a split between David Cameron and Nick Clegg gathered pace today as it was revealed that the previously happy couple are in the process of dividing their CD collection.

‘They’ve spent the last few days amicably putting yellow and blue post-it stickers on their music,’ said family friend Vince Cable. ‘Cameron has chosen his favourite Bee Gees and Pink Floyd albums, and Nick Clegg has had first pick of all the ones that came free with Mojo magazine.

Sources say that once this has been sorted out, the pair will move onto deciding who will get custody of which government policies, and whether Nick will be able to pop round to No.10 at weekends to say hello and see how the Cabinet are growing up.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2010 by Guest

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