Lab tests confirm father-of-two ‘not made of money’

After years of repeatedly insisting to his wife and sons that he was not, as they seemed to believe, ‘made of money’, Mike Whitehouse from the West Midlands has undergone a series of genetic tests to obtain conclusive proof.

‘I’ve seen the results myself,’ said Dr Rebecca Irvine, ‘and I can verify that among the usual DNA sequences there is not a single pound, dollar, euro or yen symbol that you would expect to see in a person whose physiology consisted entirely of currency.’

Buoyed by his success, Mr Whitehouse is now also undergoing carbon dating to confirm that he ‘wasn’t born yesterday’, and is awaiting a report from the Department for Transport which will prove to his sons that he is ‘not a bloody taxi service’.


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