Jesus retracts ‘bigger than the Beatles’ comment
Jesus H Christ, spiritual guru and star of church services and warm toast, has been forced to back down after comments that he is more popular than the Beatles right now.
Many young, impressionable music lovers, particularly in America, have been reduced to tears, and protesting outside churches. At a press conference, the Son of God said he wanted to apologise to the Fab Four for any distress his remarks may have caused.
‘The comments I made were about the Beatles as a popular phenomenon, rather than John, Paul, George or Ringo as individuals,’ adding under his breath ‘this chaos would never have happened if I’d said I was bigger than Cliff Richard.’Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: Oct 23rd, 2010 by Zadok
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