Out-of-touch Rooney spotted buying a Twix

Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney has been spotted living up to his lavish lifestyle in Cheshire today as he bought a Twix. And rumors suggest that it may have been a King Size Twix.

Wayne ‘Fruit and Nut’ Rooney has recently come under fire for being out of touch, with fans outraged to find that the player spends up to ten pounds a day on sweets and has signed a contract giving him Mars bars for life. One fan said today: ‘It’s outrageous. Football is now more about confectionary than sport. Gone are the days when a footballer was content with the occasional tube of Smarties.’

Another said: ‘I could understand it if he bought a Curly Wurly or even perhaps a normal sized Twix, but a King Size? No, his greed has gone too far. And, anyhow, Rooney can’t play football for toffee.’


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