Missing bloke found safe at home
When 35-year-old David Young didn’t appear at his local for his nightly ten pints, the landlord of the White Swan called the police.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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Cameron reminds UK public to turn the clock back ‘30 years’ this weekend
‘By Monday morning I confidently predict our entire country will be waking up to November 1st 1980,’ said Mr Cameron.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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‘Two-weeks-in-the-sun’ clause discovered in Declaration of Human Rights
A major rethink of the nation’s finances is underway today after UN lawyers discovered a forgotten clause in the Declaration of Human Rights, enshrining forever the entitlement of all to have a two-week holiday abroad irrespective of economic crises threatening their standard of living.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2010
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Some dying octopus gets covered on TV, for Christ’s sake
Confirmation that you are not mad, it’s the world around you, emerged this week, when every British television channel carried a story about some bloody animal with tentacles dying in its tank in Germany.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2010
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Jeffrey Archer’s lack of style imposed by editors, says researcher
Following revelations that Jane Austen was a near illiterate whose style was the work of editors, a new scandal has hit the world of books.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2010
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