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Archive for October, 2010

UK rallies as nation remembers ‘worse things happen at sea’

fuck 'emThe Great British public confounded pundits by shrugging their shoulders at the spending review and deciding things probably wouldn’t look so bad after a nice cup of tea.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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OAP clamped after exceeding Post Office counter fair usage policy

Pensioner Muriel Baker, 78, has been clamped and removed from a Surrey Post Office for allegedly chatting too much with staff as she withdrew her pension.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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Grand Old Duke of York ‘livid’ at army cuts

The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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‘Angry Birds’ designers slammed for glamorising Avian-Porcine conflict

they could get along, with a bit of sage, and maybe onionBritain’s rural community is increasingly concerned by the glorification of violence between the nation’s bird and pig communities.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2010
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Wikiversity awards world’s first Bachelor of Search (BSrc) degrees

Thousands of graduates will today receive degrees from the new online university ‘Wikiversity’ which dispenses with knowledge-based learning in favour of information found on the internet.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2010
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