Rumours abound today following the news that Wayne Rooney has refused to commit his future to the Old Trafford brothel he has been frequenting for the past three years.
Posted: Oct 19th, 2010
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‘Do you have any idea how crippling these debts are to countries like the UK? We have to wipe out these debts NOW or civil servants are going to suffer.’
Posted: Oct 18th, 2010
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Councils up and down the country have decided to attach warning notices to all Sycamore trees bringing their dangerous autumn seed distributing activities to the public’s attention.
Posted: Oct 18th, 2010
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Beryl Oldacre, Britain’s longest serving street walker has finally hung up her fishnet support tights and laid down, for once, to rest.
Posted: Oct 18th, 2010
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In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’.
Posted: Oct 17th, 2010
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