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Archive for November, 2010

RSPCA warn that Cribbins is ‘last surviving famous Bernard’

The RSPCA’s endangered species team reported that actor and ‘Voice of the Wombles’, Bernard Cribbins is now likely to be Britain’s only celebrity ‘Bernard’ still surviving in the wild.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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Mile High Club now open to solo performers

While sexual intercourse and air travel have probably never enjoyed greater popularity as separate activities, the Mile-High Club has admitted that it is finding it increasingly hard to attract new members to the club that has, until now, made combining the two a precondition to entry.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2010
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Existential crisis won’t stop me shaving or enjoying life, vows French film hero

not quite sure why he's here‘We yearn for the easy truths of God’s existence, yet our own intelligence tells us to undermine this sole prop to our happiness by enquiring. But, hey, no point moping – you’ve got to get on with it haven’t you, eh?’

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2010
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Teenager goes ‘Out’ to do ‘Stuff’, reports claim

grunted through tea before setting offNigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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Network Rail announces new high-speed fares

Network Rail, which owns all of Britain’s rail infrastructure, has welcomed plans to accelerate rail fares to speeds equivalent to 600mph.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2010
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