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Archive for November, 2010

New Year’s dishonours list to acknowledge ‘worst and most annoying’ of society

honours available hereAlthough not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, infuriating or downright damaging.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Al-Qaeda ask for Euro bail out

MI6 chiefs confirmed that they had received a message from Al-Qaeda asking if it would be possible for an Irish type bail-out to help them through these lean times.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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‘Inhuman’ thieves ransacked advent calendar, claims mum

Dewsbury mother Dawn Guthrie was devastated when she returned home from work to find that all the doors on her advent calendar had been smashed in and the entire contents stolen by thieves.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Families of gorgeous Bollywood couple happily accept their relationship

might even kiss, one dayA highly attractive and wealthy young couple from Mumbai have reported delight and astonishment at their extended families being entirely supportive of their relationship, removing the need for any anguish to be expressed in song.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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