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Archive for November, 2010

Unknown walk-on star of countless TV shows slips away unnoticed

will be discreetly buried somewhere way over there‘He was the perfect background man. He won’t be sorely missed – which is a tribute he would have appreciated.’

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2010
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Tawdry souvenir industry welcomes Royal engagement

The wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William could help raise Britain out of recession by sparking a manufacturing renaissance in the tawdry souvenir industry, say analysts.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2010
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Kate Middleton ‘almost certainly pregnant’

Kate will, and already hasAmateur royal observers have concluded that the news can only mean that Kate Middleton ‘has a bun in the oven’.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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Take That rehab odds slashed

After wowing fans with a raggedy, tired and faltering performance on last weekend’s X Factor, Take That – including starey-eyed lunatic ex-bandmate Robbie Williams for the first time in over a decade – have been named by bookies as favourites to reach the coveted Christmas rehab slot.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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Police sarcasm unit ‘struggling to cope’ with mass terror tweets

The Serious Organised Sarcasm Agency, the Metropolitan Police’s crack team of highly trained experts in preventing tongue-in-cheek humour and satire incidents, has admitted its staff are ‘struggling to cope’ with the high level of potential terror threats posted on social networking sites over the last few weeks.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2010
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