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Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow

London’s chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message – ‘mustn’t grumble’.

In scenes evoking the blitz spirit, southerners battled through pavements and roads covered in up to a centimetre of suffocating slush, as for several seconds snow was seen to linger on the top of cars, CCTV cameras and hedges, before mercifully melting.

London Mayor Boris Johnson visited scenes of carnage, offering comfort words and choice Latin phrases in a tireless effort to placate the crowds.

Cheryl Cole quoted the wise words of Princess Diana, as she watched the horrifying scenes from her hotel window. ‘I see a lot of pain in people’s eyes – but I also see hope,’ she said.

Meanwhile, reports are coming in that in the Midlands, the North, Wales and Scotland, the weather has been even more – sorry, there’s no more time or space for those reports.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2010 by StoopyDeGunt

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