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‘Put More Shit on Your Dashboard’ Government Tells White Van Man

New Regulations come into force today aimed at boosting the economy by increasing the level of rubbish that must be displayed in the front windows of all commercial vans. The Dashboard Detritus (Minimum Standards) Regulations 2010 will require all vans to display at least two tabloid newspapers, a grubby A-Z, boxes of screws, several used takeaway cups, scrunched up paper bags and chocolate wrappers, as well as the invoices that your boss has been looking for for weeks.

Launching the Regulations, Highways Minister James Hardy said, ‘The new rules will boost local economies. Local newsagents and coffee shops will all benefit from van drivers buying more shit to leave on their dashboard.

‘This measure will complement our recently introduced spot fines for not carrying the message ‘I wish my wife was this dirty’ written in the dirt on the back door.’


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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2010 by Guest

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