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China defriends Google on Facebook for acting ‘well gay’

China was announced plans to defriend Google on Facebook after Google said it didn’t like hanging with China and doing shit because it was like too clingy and kept telling Google what to do ‘n shit, so Google started hanging with Taiwan who was way cooler than China because it had shit like Cheryl Cole on its iPod instead of all that old Mao what’s-his-name shit and who cares about all that old communist shit.

Although Google has said it wanted to hang with China and Taiwan and they could all go online and play some games, it appears Taiwan didn’t want to play Collectivised Farmville. Now China don’t want to hear nothing about Google because its been going round saying China’s a slut innit, when everyone knows Taiwan’s the slut and Google is well gay.

the sheriff

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2010 by Guest

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