McDonald’s has decided to remove all of its parent and baby parking spaces from its restaurants in a mildly controversial move. ‘We realised that the parent and baby spaces were always empty and finally realised why,’ a spokesman explained. ‘Most of the parents who come in here are still children themselves.’
The parking spaces will now be replaced with pushchair parking areas for the mothers and covered areas next to them for the fathers to park their skateboards and BMX bikes, in a move similar to Lidl supermarket’s plans to replace parking spaces with a large mobility scooter shed.
In addition to changing their parking layout, McDonald’s is also discussing ways to overhaul their menu in light of this growing trend of young parents by replacing the ‘Happy Meal’ with the ‘Just Shut Up And Eat it, You Little Shit’ meal.