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Archive for January, 2011

Egyptians demand president who at least knows how to use Twitter

reassuring group texts required by entire population‘After making a TV address to the nation, the President can only be seen as being way way way out of touch. LOL!’

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Money markets panic as value of limited edition Orange Kit Kat plunges

A fresh wave of unease fell on the markets today with news that the limited edition orange Kit Kat has fallen in value by 25% during just one day‘s trading.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Pressure mounts for immediate withdrawal of British sportsmen from Australia

There is growing pressure on the Government today to withdraw British sporting stars from Australia following the weekend’s devastating results from down under.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract

Jesus‘the time’s now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.‘

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Silvio Berlusconi to be neutered

no more new tricksItaly’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is to be taken to a vet to have his testes removed, the Italian government has confirmed.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2011
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