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Nick Clegg welcomes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy for Lib Dems
Nick Clegg has defended plans to enable Liberal Democrats to serve in government while keeping their political persuasion private. [read...]
Daily Archives: January 13, 2011
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Unemployment welcomed as excuse to cancel gym membership
Martin Spencer saw the bright side of his sudden redundancy today as he realised he could no longer justify his membership to SuperBody gym now he was no longer earning. [read...]
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Pro-Wrestling welcomes psychometric testing for new wrestlers
England is to become the only country in the world where all smackdown hopefuls will face psychometric tests designed to reveal whether they have the right personality for a career in the ring. [read...]
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Time travel ‘already commonplace’, admits athlete and peer Lord Stephen Hawking
‘Physicists have long travelled backwards and forwards in time changing the course of history,’ said Lord Hawking, the most accomplished sprinter Britain has ever produced. [read...]