‘Couple of pints’ with Kim Jong-il ends badly for local bell-end
What started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle found living rough in LA sewer
A Youtube video showing the former hero in a half-shell, Ninja turtle, Leonardo is causing an internet sensation.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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Monkey Typing Pool Supervisor sacked after failing to produce a single soliloquy
Avram Zephir became the latest Remington League typing pool supervisor to be unceremoniously fired yesterday after a short ceremony in which a kangaroo court made him jump before he was pushed.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2011
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Lip Service budget escapes cuts
Chancellor George Osborne announced today that in the face of cuts to almost every public service, the spending budget for the Lip Service is to increase annually in real terms throughout the current parliament.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2011
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Self-employed plumber still on strike
Self-employed Bolton plumber Dave North has today announced further strikes in an ongoing and increasingly bitter row with himself over pay and benefits.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2011
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