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Archive for January, 2011

‘Women not sophisticated enough to understand post-feminist irony’ claims Gray

Andy Gray is facing more criticism today for his assertion that women don’t have the mental faculties to understand that his remarks were meant in a post-feminist ironic way.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2011
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External testicles proves ‘unintelligent design’

Jones and Gascoigne‘And what great master plan had hair falling out of your head, but starting to grow hair out of your ears at the same time?’

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2011
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Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband

'chomping at the bit' in his new roleThe Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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‘Too blue for TV’ comedian actually just crap claims BBC

Top BBC producers are going to court to challenge the claims of infamous ‘blue’ comedian, Ron ‘Rumpy’ Ronaldson who boasts that his expletive-laden live act is ‘Too blue for the b*ggerin’ Beeb.’

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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Volvos rout VWs in prep school road war skirmish

The Volvos won a decisive battle against the VWs yesterday in the War of the Roads outside St Olaf’s Preparatory School in Walton-on-Thames.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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