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Archive for January, 2011

Olympic legacy threatened by plans to return East End to crime-blighted slum

Boris knows bestThe Olympic stadium will be demolished immediately after the games to make way for a derelict wasteland for petty criminals and drug pushers.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Arms industry joins call to ban export of death row drug

Britain’s leading arms manufacturers have joined the call to halt the export of sodium thiopental by a British pharmacist which could be used in the execution of an American prisoner on death row.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Commemorative Royal Wedding mugs recalled for ‘failing kitsch test’

Prototypes of a souvenir mug, featuring the profiles of Prince William and Kate Middleton intertwined in a heart created from flowers, birds and honey bees, are being recalled for failing the standard test of good taste and sentimentality, applied to all royal souvenirs before they can go on sale.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Clarkson uses supercar to travel back to time before Political Correctness

'Nothing to complain about in the fifties. Until now.'‘Fortunately I’ve arrived in a time when they didn’t need a bunch of health and safety Commissars.’

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2011
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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs

sufferers being re-routed via city of UtopiaHighways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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