Queen to take a dump
Buckingham Palace confirmed in a statement today that Her Majesty intends to take a Royal Dump in April this year to mark William and Kate’s marriage.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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David Bowie to officially retire from being cool at next birthday
‘It’ll be nice just to wear cardigans and comfy shoes for a change.’
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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NSPCC awarded ‘Charity Bin Bag of the Year’
The bag beat off strong competition from Help the Aged and Mencap, and was praised for its ability to hold up to 25kg of household refuse.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2011
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Prisoners promise not to run off after voting
Fears that prisoners in the UK will simply run off after posting their voting slip in the ballot box have forced the Government to re-think proposals to give inmates the vote. ‘We have concerns that some prisoners may not be entirely trustworthy,’ said Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2011
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Surrey magistrates hit couple with first ‘Overly Social Behaviour Order’
Charged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2011
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