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Archive for February, 2011

Chaos as customer loses both feet in tragic fish spa accident

Chaos reigned this morning at the End of the World Shopping Centre in Cornwall when a customer at Fishy Feet, the centre’s fish doctor spa, lost both feet in a tragic nibbling accident.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2011
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Big Society success as community choir takes control of policing

‘The Big Society is about giving control of public services back to community groups and charities,’ said Mr Cameron. What these local activists lack in experience, funding, training and competence they more than make up for with enthusiasm and their own gardening tools.’

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2011
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New brain scan reveals nothing at all

Scientists are heralding a breakthrough in brain scan technology after a team at Oxford University produced full colour images of a human brain that shows nothing of any significance.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2011
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Historians agree that turning point of Second World War was posh bloke overcoming a stammer

New evidence has emerged that the key battle of World War Two was not Stalingrad, Normandy or Iwo Jima but the personal battle of a British Royal to overcome a slight speech impediment.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2011
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Girlfriend forced to rely upon romance of non-league football on Valentines Day

boyfriend misses open goalOn the evening when couples throughout the nation lovingly stare into each other’s eyes, Emily Laker is resigned to being taken by her boyfriend to see his beloved Hyde United playing at Worcester in the Blue Square Bet North League.

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2011
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