Ireland: high hopes for ‘Polite Queueing’ Olympic team

As Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny does his best to emulate the stunning success of the British attempts at coalition, the Irish government-in-waiting has divulged its plans to take the UK’s place in the world with the unveiling of its ‘polite queuing’ 2012 team.

‘We have taken their cricket, we have taken their tea, we even owe more money than them,’ an official spokesman said yesterday, ‘Now all we need is to learn how to destroy our national health and transport systems, employ lots of scouse navvies, and to have Irish troops swaggering around Manchester and Birmingham as if they owned the place.’


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