The model for NHS reforms, under which consumers of the service will be given more control is to be extended to the Ministry of Defence, the government announced today.
From as early as 2013 countries in need of liberty, freedom and democracy will no longer have these changes delivered by an invading force. Instead they will be provided with the finance needed to purchase liberation services from whatever source provides the best value.
“We believe that providing choice for the people actually benefiting from these services is the right way forward,” said General Sir Huge Witting-Fernleystall, “introducing a competitive element into the procurement of invasions is the right solution at the right time.”
“From this summer applicants who which to apply for a British invasion will be able to log on to a dedicated website,” he continued. “Assuming their oppressive regime lets them visit it, ha ha.”