Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.
‘After the first ‘beep’, I thought it must just have been some loose change,’ explained the embarassed droid in an emotional interview with Electric Sheep magazine. ‘But when the large man in the tight suit tried to frisk me and found his hands just sliding all over me, they told me to remove any metal items and walk through again.’
‘Well, you can imagine. It took 74 of those little plastic buckets to get me through. Everyone was staring at me, furious that I was holding them up. Even Artoo called me a bleeping-beeping bleeper.’
From a headline by allmyownstunts, developed by Zadok