The Department for Education has admitted that British infant schools are ‘utterly ill-equipped’ to cope when the wave of child geniuses raised on Baby Einstein and Baby Mozart DVDs start primary education this coming September.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Gatherings of teenage girls to worship the cute singer have led to notable increases in the gases squealium and sighdrogen, known to have a beneficial effect on the atmosphere.
Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Popular actor James Nesbitt is to play James Nesbitt in a major new six-part thriller on BBC 2. James Nesbitt is an irascible, wisecracking, straight talking Ulsterman who doesn’t suffer fools gladly.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2011
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A London insurance firm has disciplined junior actuary Simon Thompson after his part-time franchise activities triggered complaints from colleagues. While the firm said it had no issue with Thompson’s mail-order bride business, it did object when he started leaving samples in the kitchens.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2011
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