Playstation identity thieves discover Playstation owners have no identity

Unhappy hackers revealed today that there was no point to their stealing the personal data of thousands of pastey faced, black T-shirt wearing 14-34 year old males, because they could barely muster one identity between them.

The fraudsters were not consoled by the nerds’ on screen virtual counterparts filling the breech, as the pseudo-lives of game legends Lara Croft, the Nintendog and the small blue angry bird, though exciting, have still left them with disappointingly small bank balances, and an appalling credit rating.


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Posted: Apr 28th, 2011 by

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