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Archive for April, 2011

‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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Local man fears bunting, Union Jacks ‘may not be ironic’

As the day of William and Kate’s wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac’s front windows are a genuine show of royalist fervour, and not – as was originally assumed – an ironic post-modern gesture.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism

No sign of 'Flash' Gordon either.The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding on Friday because of local unrest on his planet.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2011
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British man breaks world record for time taken to get off a retail park

After completing his shopping at 14:45 on Saturday, he eventually got out of Bicester Village Outlet Park at 19:22 that evening, surpassing the previous record by 61 minutes.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2011
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News Of The World admits in court ‘some stories not verified with phone-tapping’

unbelieveable!The News of the World has admitted in court that a small number of inaccurate stories featured in the paper over the last three years had not benefited from information gained by hacking into voicemail accounts.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2011
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