A size 10 blonde from Southend-on-Sea has come forward in a fetching and diminutive halterneck swimsuit to go public with her views on the unusually warm bank holiday weekend.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011
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In a surprise move certain to galvanize pro-Qaddafi forces and quell the recent rebel uprisings throughout Libya, embattled Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi has begun a campaign of changing the subject as often as possible to anything other than Libya.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2011
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Jesus of Nazareth was suspended today after wearing a cross to work. Simon, also known as Peter, or Rocky to his mates, sales manager of a small collective of preachers and miracle workers, said their founder and chief executive Jesus had been behaving increasingly irrationally recently and yesterday had abandoned the group during a breakout session in the Garden of Gethsemane.
Posted: Apr 21st, 2011
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A lone scientist working at home in a laboratory in Greenwich has made the incredible discovery that the apparently low-fat margarine spread called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ is in fact, butter. The shocking truth was immediately confirmed by the parent company Unilever; ”We basically created it to prove that people will believe anything,’ [...]
Posted: Apr 21st, 2011
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To help address widespread misunderstanding of the AV electoral system, the Prime Minister has today decided that the AV referendum itself will be carried out under the AV voting scheme.
Posted: Apr 21st, 2011
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