George Michael announces comeback arrest
Pop singer George Michael has announced plans for a brand new string of arrests later this year as part of a 47-incident tour that will see him accompanied to police stations throughout Europe by a symphony orchestra.
‘I felt this was really what I want to do as an artist,’ he told reporters at the Royal Opera House in central London. ‘I am really not interested or excited by repeating former successes, but having said that, falling asleep in a Range Rover while spaced out on skunk and Amitriptyline is something you just can’t give up that easily.’
‘Symphonica: The Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark Tour’ will begin at a smashed-in lamppost in Prague on 22 August, and includes 12 dates on mounted pavements in the UK at the end of October. The show then returns to the UK in the run-up to Christmas for some traditional festive drink-driving, with one further date scheduled for Paris next April, pending bail.
The 47-year-old former Wham frontman has also revealed that he will be holding a special charity performance in the gents’ toilets at the Royal Opera House on 6 November in aid of the late Dame Elizabeth Taylor’s Aids foundation. ‘It’s going to be spectacular,’ he said. ‘Music, lights, dancing girls and undercover policemen – no expense will be spared. We’re even having the disabled cubicle enlarged so we can fit in the orchestra.’
Despite claiming that his 2010 arrest for driving under the influence would be his last, Michael told reporters how keen he was to begin touring again. ‘I feel re-energised after my recent troubles, thanks in the main to a series of quickies on Hampstead Heath with a middle-aged van driver from Bracknell. I just can’t wait to get back on the road again – it’s going to be a tour-de-force of cottaging and dangerous driving.’Click to send this story to a friend
Posted: May 12th, 2011 by jp1885
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