The Prime Minister has vowed to ‘finish the job’ in Libya by getting Nick Clegg to organise a vote on the AV system and explain it to Colonel Gaddafi.
‘I’m telling you, this Clegg dude is dynamite,’ said David Cameron. ‘He started explaining the thing to the Cabinet a while back, and within seconds they were trying to kill themselves. They were begging him to go away, but he just went on and on about if the ninth candidate gets less than the fifth but more than the second, then the eighth’s candidate’s votes will be split between the first, tenth and third. Most of them are still receiving counselling. Imagine the effect it will have on Colonel Gaddafi. Anyway, it’s cheaper than trying to find the spare parts to cobble an aeroplane together and bomb civilians.’