British fashion designer John Galliano has launched a new range of insults he hopes will match his Racial Slur Collection which took the legal world by storm.
A Galliano spokesman said:
‘John could have simply expanded into other ethnic groups beyond his stylistic restaurant anti-semitism, but only a world-class xenophobe could reinvent himself in this way.
‘ ‘Grosse Misconduct’, with a deceptively French feel, relies on a medley of traditional scorn and contemporary hatred drawn from his own considerable experience and aimed at himself and those who revere him. It is sure to offend even the most carefree gay and lesbian communities.’
The spokesman added that GM was a valuable step towards the designer’s ‘total alienation and would probably earn him a custodial sentence award’.
Galliano is rumoured to be now working on a new ensemble, ‘Misogyny’, and a new line in convict abuse which he expects to model himself.