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Archive for June, 2011

Wimbledon Ladies’ Prettiness Championship enters tense final stages

men's final on SundayTension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2011
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BBC in new care row over ‘Top Gear’ home for elderly and bewildered

‘Footage shows the BBC deliberately humiliating three residents by getting them to act like teenage boys, cavort in front of carers and dress in clothes designed to make them look stupid.’

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2011
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Teachers welcome pension changes as ‘a valuable life lesson’

‘If we weren’t showing our pupils that you get shafted by your employer whether you’re in the public or private sector, we wouldn’t be doing our jobs properly.’

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2011
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Creationist school appears out of nowhere

God knows where it came fromScientists are said to be ‘baffled’ after a school teaching Creationism suddenly appeared overnight in a Hampshire field complete with a full retinue of teachers and pupils.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2011
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‘Crime Maps’ hit by vandals as cock-and-balls daubed across UK

‘We first noticed a problem with the maps when a childish penis appeared on the outskirts of Liverpool pointing in the direction of Manchester.’

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2011
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