‘It’s typical,’ said Brenda Wright of Netball Team United. ‘When Tamsin Greenway is named England vice-captain, it barely gets mentioned. But just because she goes out with one of the most successful plasterers in Watford, he’s all over the papers.’
Posted: Jun 25th, 2011
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Posted: Jun 25th, 2011
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Posted: Jun 24th, 2011
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