The luxury car maker said that problems include tail-gating, finger flicking, inability to manage indicators, getting stuck in the overtaking lane, and spontaneous explosions of anger apparently ignited by attempts by other car models to overtake.
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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‘John could have simply expanded into other ethnic groups beyond his stylistic restaurant anti-semitism, but only a world-class xenophobe could reinvent himself in this way.
Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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‘After securing promotion last year, the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation next season, so we have decided to sack our manager.’
Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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Mr Bedford says he will miss not having people taking a swing at him as soon as he opens his ‘big mouth’.
‘I realise now that realistically I didn’t have a chance against a public school educated swivel-eyed dwarf incessantly spouting bollocks,’ said Mr Bedford, before punching himself in the kisser.
Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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‘Week after week, month after month, I tuned into Dave’s A Jolly Good Show hoping to hear my letter read out and request played – but it never happened.
Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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