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Archive for June, 2011

God’s not as bad as a drink driver, says Archbishop

‘Well, although I concede that God abandoned his Son, that doesn’t make him as bad as a drink driver. We all have to make sacrifices sometimes. God is not a bad dad.’

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2011
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MoD unveils Falklands ‘retirement villas’

binoculars 'thrown in'The MoD today announced plans for a huge, heavily fortified timeshare facility, overlooking the beaches and minefields of the popular Falkland Islands. The islands have never been so sought-after, and the British military are keen to promote its facilities to retiring members of the armed forces.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2011
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Royal Mail blame fall in profits on people sending less cash in the post

The Royal Mail have blamed the sharp fall in profits over the last 12 months on a large decrease in the amount of cash being sent in birthday cards that they can steal.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2011
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Selection process for top al-Qaeda job ‘unfair’ insist rejected candidates

'Who's a great boss? Me. Guilty as charged.'The world’s leading international terrorism franchise, al-Qaeda, has today encountered renewed criticism from equality and diversity groups over the fairness and transparency of its employment processes.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2011
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DfT hopes for success with new campaign: ‘Think! Bikers, don’t ride like a twat!’

The Department for Transport is hoping that their ongoing attempts to make Britain’s roads a safer place for motorcyclists may finally pay off thanks to their latest advertising blitz.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2011
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