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Gok Wan disappears up own arse in catwalk mishap

Legendary fashionista, Gok Wan is recovering in hospital today following a freak accident at the Blue Water shopping centre, in Kent. The host had just announced his line-up of ‘re-cycled girlfriends’ at the world famous fashion show when he unfortunately slipped on a sequin, somersaulted through the air and then disappeared head first up his own anus to a rapturous round of applause.

The St John Ambulance crew were first on the scene, but despite efforts to extract his head with forceps and tubes of KY, kindly donated by Boots the Chemist on Level 3, the fashion guru remained stuck fast.

Mr Wan is now recovering in hospital and is planning a new TV show ‘How to Look Good With Your Own Head Stuck Up Your Arse.’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2011 by Dick Everyman

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