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Archive for July, 2011

Mr. Men die in plane crash tragedy

Cartoon characters are in mourning today, after it was announced that a significant number popular children’s TV characters The Mr. Men have died after an Airbus A340 they were travelling in en-route to the UK after a tour of Brazil crashed in the Amazon.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2011
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Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity

‘This bloke approaches the counter with a copy of the local paper,’ explained newsagent Dennis Wigley. ‘He handed me a fifty pence piece to pay for the paper and I handed over the penny change as usual, but then unthinkable happened – he actually asked me a question about the charity!’

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2011
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Miliband ‘crestfallen’ after failed operation to remove Balls

began aching as soon as he became Labour leaderLabour leader Ed Miliband is said to be ‘disappointed’ after waking up in hospital to find that doctors have been unable to remove his Balls.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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Hollywood mogul admits ‘No new ideas’

Following the recent release of another Hollywood-blockbuster-based-on-a-comic-hero, Captain America, a studio mogul with MGM has revealed that writers have completely run out of inspiration and that there are no new ideas left.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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Professor Layton still unable to set video recorder

Top-hatted mystery-solver extraordinaire, Professor Hershel Layton, has astounded fans of hand-hand console puzzle games by admitting that, despite his impressive track record in unravelling conundrums, he has yet to decipher the workings of his 1995 Hitachi AX-13 video cassette recorder.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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