An exciting event is being held on the Isle of Wight today to mark the start of the 2012 dwile flonking championships in one year’s time.
Posted: Jul 27th, 2011
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‘Supernanny?’ said Poppins, ‘what does she know about nannying?’ ‘Does she carry a large bag around with her? If so, I’ve never seen her pull a single household object from it: not so much as an ironing board – doesn’t sound very super to me.’
Posted: Jul 27th, 2011
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It is understood that human resources manager Steve Tillsley, 29, had been sending every single email and memorandum to his colleagues in capital letters. ‘We are currently working on the basis that one or more of them eventually snapped,’ said a police spokesman. ‘Quite understandably.’
Posted: Jul 27th, 2011
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Producers of Doctor Who have had to concede that the programme may not have any tangible connection with reality after conclusive proof that time travel is impossible.
Posted: Jul 26th, 2011
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‘Now I can be Britain’s most hated person again’, howled Clegg, brandishing a signed photo of the late Queen Mother and vowing: ‘I’m going to wipe my arse on this.’ Clegg staged the dramatic protest after announcing that he was going to sue for wrongful dismissal from his post as the country’s whipping boy.
Posted: Jul 26th, 2011
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