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Archive for July, 2011

Queen says factory visit was ‘shit’

Officials at Buckingham Palace are remaining tight-lipped following the Queen’s visit to a newly opened chemical engineering plant in the West Midlands today.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2011
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New Wapping theme park to open as ‘Newsofthe World’

Exclusive!To enter ‘Newsofthe World’ is to enter a magical kingdom where nothing is quite what it seems. All you need to bring with you, the brochures urge, is a suspension of your own disbelief.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2011
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Entire fake China discovered in Far East

Elaborate counterfeit schemes are nothing new within the Far East – the recent discovery of a fake Apple store being a case in point – but the latest scam to be uncovered has amazed many owing to its sheer audacity – an entirely fake China has been discovered slightly to the northeast of the real China.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2011
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Thatcher and Tebbit in fight to the death over rights to Hess’s grave plot

they love each other reallyMargaret Thatcher and Norman Tebbit are to engage in mortal combat on Sky pay-per-view for the right to be buried in Rudolf Hess’s recently vacated grave.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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Olympic logo still looks like Lisa Simpson…

winners may settle for taking part

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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