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Archive for July, 2011

Celebrity to name son ‘John’

The decision by a celebrity to name her expected baby ‘John’ has shocked the entertainment world leaving dozens of heavily pregnant stars in a quandary over naming their children.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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‘Bonsai Babies’ – this year’s must-have accessory for the boozy teen smoker

‘Bonsai babies’ that will fit in the palm of your hand until they are 3 or 4 years old have become the latest designer craze to create a buzz amongst the nation’s teenagers.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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Competition heats up as gas-powered broadband explodes onto market

the hottest new IT projectBritish Gas has announced plans to enter the market for high speed broadband. ‘Our scorching new service combines impressive data speeds with a need for adequate ventilation.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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Garden snail travels record 38.1 miles by air

The Helix Aspersa, or garden snail, normally lives its entire life within an area of 20 square feet. With a top speed of 1.3cm per hour, they are not known for extensive travelling.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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Delayed Summer Solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God

‘We’ve had a call from the Vatican,’ Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, ‘and the cause of the shit weather has been linked to a computer blunder at God’s end.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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