Following controversial remarks that the recent earthquake and storm on America’s east coast were a sign of God’s wrath, Michele Bachmann today declared that her own candidacy for the Republican presidential ticket in 2012 is the surest sign yet that the end times must be near.
Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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Snooker referee Len Ganley, impaled on his own triangle, is the latest minor celebrity mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song to die in mysterious circumstances.
Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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‘On 3rd September Matt will be lowered into the river using hydraulic lifting gear at a point just north of New Charlton and will straddle the Thames for the next ten days.’
Posted: Aug 31st, 2011
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The NHS has come under fire after a Panorama programme showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting the number of ‘leurve’ doctors trained to deliver emotional and erotic first aid.
Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never watched ‘The Matrix’ movie.
Posted: Aug 30th, 2011
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